I Did It With Jaskier, It's Only Fair I Make A Geralt One

I've been listening to Take Me Back To Eden on loop for the past four days. I am still waiting for the moment where I lose all interest, but it hasn't happened yet, which means that everyone in my life will suffer with Sleep Token until the day I hit the grave.

Still getting over the fact that they actually followed up King, KING, that intense, soul extracting experience of a song with PRUNING SHEARS?!?!? ONE OF THE BEST LOVE SONGS IN HISTORY?!?!? LIKE WHAT???? PARDON????

TWN rant:

I'm kind of sick of the Henry Cavill fans in the TWN fandom- I understand you're angry that he left/was fired, but you don't have to ruin the fandom for everyone else. Some of us weren't watching for Henry and I think that's what they don't understand, (obviously I'm not talking about ALL Henry fans, but a lot of them) like Henry is not the only talented actor in that show, Freya, Anya, Joey, and Hugh were all INCREDIBLE in season 3, and I'm just tired of people telling me that the Witcher is dead without Henry, maybe it won't be as good as before but that doesn't mean it won't be decent. I just think we should chill out, and stop hating on people for liking, and wanting to watch seasons four and five. I think I'm just mad about all of my fandoms turning into toxic wastelands. But yeah, I just needed to channel my thoughts before I exploded.

I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't

No thoughts, head empty, just yoghurt

No one:

Not a soul:

Joey Batey: with my yoghurt

I have been asked, time and time again what my love language is if I don't like physical touch, the answer is degrading, not to be confused with disliking someone, usually theres two different tones in my voice if I'm being mean, I cant tell you which is which, you gotta figure that out yourself

Has anyone else gaslit themselves into thinking Joey's layered voice in Extraordinary Things is actually Radovid singing with Jaskier?

I know this will never happen, both because the projects for the character have been buried several times and I can't see Joey accepting a lead role in a super heroes movie, but...

Long coat type of guy, cajun french, dark past, good guy but quite shady, seductive character but with impossible love stories : Joey as Gambit 👀

Bonus : he already knows card magic tricks 😅

My LAST amazing devil artwork did numbers so i’m doin it again

THEY GAVE JASKIER EYELINER