I Do Not See Enough Madeleine Hyland Appreciation For The Magnificent Performances She Consistently Does

"When will magic, sexy women just stop jumping out at me"

Shut up and be grateful Jaskier, some of us would love to have that problem😭

I GO TO SLEEP FOR THREE HOURS AND THERE'S A NEW SONG-

this video

"What is this stuff on top?" "That's dill, babe."

BG3 hot take (or maybe not, im not involved enough with the fandom)

Halsin does not have enough body hair, and like, I know that he's an elf, he doesn't grow facial hair, BUT he has the ever so slightest amount of chest hair. HE'S A DRUID, HE LITERALLY TURNS INTO A BEAR, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T HAVE MORE CHEST HAIR?! FUZZY HALSIN SAVE ME

GUYS HOLY FUCK I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NEW CINEMATIC FOR WITCHER 4

Ciri saying 'no gods here, only monsters' means so much to me-

It's paralleled with Geralt's 'Killing monsters' in that cinematic, and it means so fucking much to me that they referred back to that (kinda)

Ciri is just like her papa, and I'm going to EAT this game UP when it releases (in a thousand years)

My greatest use of free will:

My emotional support POE-TAY-TO

I know this will never happen, both because the projects for the character have been buried several times and I can't see Joey accepting a lead role in a super heroes movie, but...

Long coat type of guy, cajun french, dark past, good guy but quite shady, seductive character but with impossible love stories : Joey as Gambit 👀

Bonus : he already knows card magic tricks 😅

Sometimes you just gotta listen to Little Miss Why So on full volume

Ruin is bringing me ruin again

Some Joey Batey pictures I came across on tumblr :>