GUYS- JOEY CONFIRMED THAT THE TWO MEN IN A TENT JOKE FROM PRUNING SHEARS IS THE SHERLOCK AND WATSON JOKE

Is it really an Amazing Devil album without the instrumental jumpscare???

Hello dear hearts!! Would any of you be interested in seeing my tadrot series? This is the first card:

Geralt: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in

Jaskier: Hey, Geralt, do you need help with anything?

Geralt: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early

No, I but I put my phone in the bag, and zipped it around the headphones and put it in my pocket

K but playing in the rain with Love Run playing in some cheap pair of earbuds is like- addicting idk how to put it but like, it feels like my soul is being extracted from my body through my ears once again but this time I'm a wet rat, and it's surreal

No bc that's such a gorgeously chaotic idea🤣

I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmao

I think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except for an increasingly confused Jaskier

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CUT JOEY’S VER. OF A LITTLE SACRIFICE DOWN BY TWO WHOLE MINUTES?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? GIVE ME THE FULL VERSION NOW

If you're reading this, it's your sign to go listen to Love Run again. The entire album. Do it.

Hear me out-

Madeleine Hyland as Priscilla in the Witcher Netflix

Why I love the Song of the Seven:

Reason 1. Joey’s voice has so much range in it, from his growls and his harmonies

Reason 2. HOLY SHIT

Reason 3. It is a big ol fuck you to the government

Reason 4. WE WILL RISE

Reason 5. OML

Wanted to listen to all of Ruin tonight but I got home late and have to wake up early