WE’RE DRUNK BUT DRINKING

Tell me, which is Gayer?

*Yennefer, Geralt, and Jaskier go to Aretuza for the first time*

Yennefer: This is my boyfriend Geralt, this is Geralt's boyfriend Jaskier

Triss: I'm sorry, what's the situation?

Yennefer: Geralt is gay, but he's straight for me but he's gay for Jaskier, and Jaskier is really gay for Geralt, and I hate Jaskier

Geralt: It's really not that complicated

Jaskier: No

listen i love witcher aus so much

Why I love the Song of the Seven:

Reason 1. Joey’s voice has so much range in it, from his growls and his harmonies

Reason 2. HOLY SHIT

Reason 3. It is a big ol fuck you to the government

Reason 4. WE WILL RISE

Reason 5. OML

Rewatching s3 and the radskier kiss happened right? Radovid singing Jasks song, Jaskier kisses him, we all know the story, the ONLY thing going through my head is "The man learned your song and your trousers are already on the floor you manslut (affectionate)" I figured I share it

"Dear heart it's me, it's me, you don't need to pretend to be someone you're not, cause it's not like I've never heard you fart and snore" I MIGHT CRY GUYS IDK

Take a guess as to which one lol

i just invented a cathedral rose window granny square pattern and i feel insane now

Here's the Wattpad link

The Witcher One Shots - Inkpot Gods (Radskier) (Angst) - Wattpad

and the Ao3 link

The Witcher One Shots - Chapter 7 - Marvel_4_life7 - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

Did I just post a radskier one shot? Yes yes I did. Did it take me shamefully long? Also yes. Is this a shameless plug for my fanfic? No, more of a shameful plug, anyway, Ao3 in the Witcher one shot book by Marvel_4_life7, same thing on Wattpad (I also might reblog this with it there later)