Bargain With The Slugs , They Cannot Promise Much Though .

when your husband is an eldritch cooler

bonus: when your husband is an eldritch search engine

Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.

hey, i like you *draws herbert as a pre-op trans man and in a sexy nurse outfit*

OH YEA EDIT FORGOT TO MENTION THIS IS INSPIRED BY @ratpee73 !!!!

its impossible vastness undeniable

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

Me 24/7

jeffrey "you haven't asked about bruce abbott but i'm going to tell you regardless" combs

You forgive how God forgives.

Condolences