Giving Garak And Bashir Another Fun Episode That I Wish Existed... A Cardassian Egg Is Found On DS9 And

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Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

When I say I'm 'unmasking my autism' I mean this

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Have you ever considered a modern 2020s teen danbert? Herbert would be doxing and swating hoes left and right

Omg zoomer Herbert? Truly, a force to be reckoned with.

LonelyEyes be like

Idea credit to @joissus51 XD

208. Oh no! Not this pig!

cleanup duty at s-mart has gotta fucking suck

Gotta be a part of your soul and of your heart all the time Nothing in the world that I do Means a thing, without you I'm just half alive in my struggle to survive without you