Latest Posts by detailhuman - Page 8

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

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133. Painter pig

I love when my borzoi does the thing

new to tumblr?

found yourself getting blocked for seemingly no reason?

does your profile look like this:

you're getting blocked because people think you're a bot

do yourself a favour and change your profile images to literally anything except the defaults. give your blog a name, give yourself a bio even if it simply says "new, figuring this out" or something. please, just do ANYTHING that shows everyone you're a human. then you wont get blocked anymore and you'll have a lot more fun here!

oh and while we're here, another hot tip: reblog things. likes do nothing here, there's no algorithm

okay happy tumblring tumblrinos, tumblrinas and tumblrinehs!

you know the arg is going great when someone from rusty quil has to come at us to tell us to no- don't do that...

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Condolences

sea ghost

Can I rest now? 😭

[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]

This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

Eating my computer

Crunch

Crunch

Crunch

Keyboard keys for Breakfast,

Dinner,

And Lunch

Statement Ends.

Hi I totally didn't die crying while making this >:^))

[ Based on "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan" by Ilya Repin. ]

BONUS workplace comedy shot below:

I'm not even sorry /j

hey hey hey lover

based on this shirt

Jonathan Sims:

"What if you just narrowly escaped an death that one time you walked home late at night?

What if a person you loved suddenly changed for seemingly no reason?

What if a family member lost themselves in an unhealthy obsession and you could do nothing but watch?

What if you died and nobody even cared?"

Also Jonathan Sims:

"Yo, imagine you're going to the gym and there's just a guy without a head working out, would that be fucked up or what?"

Did I ever post this

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single person draw Nathaniel Beale, the snitch and best friend of Hezekiah Wakely. Also when I showed these to my non-tma knowing friends they thought they were ocs, I am taking that as a compliment.

I posted something to r/advice on Reddit, pretending I was Martin in early season 1, and people are taking it seriously..

If I got my hands on a Leitner I’d simply eat it. Rip to everyone else but paper tastes nice and I’m curious

Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute

Sounds about right

I wanna see pocket martin being hunted down by admiral bc hes smoll and squishy

Marting got into a hunt domain preemptively

consider the alternative

Martin needs the socialization

when your husband is an eldritch cooler

bonus: when your husband is an eldritch search engine