Inbox Is Still Open, I Forgot It Existed, Cause Im A Stupid, AND I WRITE SANDER SIDES NOW

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

Please reblog, this is so important.

Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!

MD to saxophonist

y’all I need more detroit: become human friends, pwease,,

reblog if you’re uhhhhh lonely and want more friends too. thanks

Ralph: "ralph wasnt aware what he was doing was murder"

Kara: "ralph you slit his throat like 5 times! how do you even do that!?"

Ralph: "ralph thought that was strawberry jelly"

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

i just need some luck, don’t mind me

Unpopular Opinions DBH Edition

what if RK900 ISNT evil? all he did was stand there. he couldve been just as curious as connor is. Kamski pretty much made them this way. theres gotta be something in them that he told people to put there that gives them emotions. he could be a pure boi! and everyone complaing about the color change n his eyes, if youve said simons got beautiful eyes once guess what? RK900 got the same colored eyes, ive seen people do this and im just like "excuse me boi there eyes are the same colors??,,"' though im all up for him putting gavin in his place >:3

Simon and Markus is a pure relationship you can fight me on this (please dont) they said simon cANONILLY loved markus but they thought it would be too many options, boi your games got like fifty million diffrent endings-

i dont hecking like north, "oh humans treated me wrong blah blah" Kara and alice were beat around but they are both still dECENT ANDROID HUMANS- Ralphs only killed one person who abused him cause he was scared in the moment- aTLEAST HE GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO SHOW YOU WONT HURT HIM BEFORE BRUTALLY STABBING YOU,, i consider him a dECENT ANDROID BOI

Markus and North felt forced, like, *attempts to be polite, aND YOU INFORM ME IM YOUR LOVER NOW OK* like what if your mean to her? do you just not be with her?

Jerry and Ralph are the best bois, all the jerries are amazing, and so is ralph

even with the face scars ralph is stilla beautiful boi

Simon And Daniel are uNDERATTED AS ALL FUCK

Its midnight where I live and I've come to tell u to include luke castellan in ur percy jackson memes u cowards

-that one bitch who falls for every tragic heartfelt villain possible and proceeds to pretend their not dead