My Friend: "i Have Like 172 Things In My Inbox, And Like, 28 Drafts, How Many Do You Have"

Virgil: "hey i bet you cant eat this diablo sauce from taco bell on anything"

Deceit: *deadpan takes it from him and rips it open and just pours it in his mouth*

Virgil: "its confirmed your an acctual demon" *horrifed*

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Bonus:

Deceit: *walks off and into room*

Deceit: *screams into a pillow.*

i will be taking Fanfiction requests through messages, thank you

Basically me at the moment

my names jamie im 18 what the fuck is up :P

Please reblog, this is so important.

Still Love Me?

Pairing: Gavin Reed x FTM Trans Reader

this was a request- i forgot there name already im so sorry- it was something about lance- ill put it in the notes later-

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I Sat alone, in the living room. I had been thinking for weeks, i had gotten surgery a week ago. I hadnt gotten top surgery yet, maybe a could hide it until i got top surgerery. Yeah ill hide it tl then. i didnt know how gavin would react, i didnt even tell him was getting surgery. he just thought i was playing hard to get. i let him think that. i was too nervous.

I was too scared to tell him, i couldnt risk anything yet. i plopped down onto the couch, face first. sighing.

The door knob began to jiggle as i heard someone unlocking it, most likley gavin, i began to panic, i did not have pants on, in an attempt to be comfortable. i ran to the bedroom, quickly getting some skinny jeans on. cursing at myself.

"Hey Darling, guess whos home?"

"oh! hey gavin honey!

"you sound on edge? whats wrong?"

"nothing, honey"

i wanted to cry, break down and sob into his shoulder and talk about how nervous and scared i was. but i couldnt. i couldnt bring myself to it. i had no courage. Im so scared. I had to hold myself back from breaking down. walking down back into the living room. he was in the kitchen so i just waited in the living room, maybe i should tell him. stop being a coward.

but he walked out from the kitchen, sippng his coffee. and all that confidence disappeared.

I couldnt do it, he'd hate me. i dont even know how he'd react but i know itd be bad. so i kept quiet some more. i couldnt, just couldnt, the way he looked at me, a soft smirk on his face or a sincere smile. i was afraid to lose him. i was afraid to lose that special relatonship, being known as the person who could make him sincerely smile and no one else can.

"wanna coffee?"

"gavin, you know im attempting to diet right?"

"oh whats a little coffee gonna be?"

"alot of health problems"

"not really darling"

"yes really, hon"

He snickered, god i loved him. yet im too much of a coward to even tell him something that could affect our relationship. He went to sit next to me. Smiling at me. and i broke. i began to cry, cuddling up to him, he wrapped his arms around me. rubbing circles in my back. he may be an asshole sometimes. but hes caring, really.

"Whats wrong, darling?"

"Im so sorry, im so sorry, im so so sorry gavin"

"what are you sorry about?"

"Im sorry i shouldve told you when i first did it, im trans, gavin, i got surgery last week."

"oh, darling..why didnt you tell me sooner?"

"..i thought you would hate me.."

"i could never hate you, sure i may be an asshole sometimes, but i could never hate you."

"i love you, gavin.."

"I love you too, Y/N"

and with that, we passed over the subject quite quickly. getting over it. after like, 20 minutes. we cuddled up into a blanket and watched cheesy cop movies from 7-10 years ago. all night. fluffy blankets huddled around us and coffee on the side table along with rings from not having coasters, we cuddled until we fell asleep.

Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!

MD to saxophonist

"do not fear the dead harry fear the living and those who live without love"

-Dumbledore "from whatever harry potter movie its from

oh look more dlamp

Whoops.

Summary: thomas is having a break day, much to logans despair, means he just sits around and eats chips and watches funny videos, which means its the sides day too.

warnings: stupid roman, sympathetic deceit, fluff

platonic or romantic dlamp

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Last time Roman had an idea to do on chill day, he broke a few lights. He summoned a bouncy-house in the mind palace, Which when he jumped on it, broke the chandelier in the living room. They took turns having ideas, today was Patton's. Everyone loved when Patton chose. The day consisted of warm cookies, cuddles, and disney movies in the evening. Fluffy pancakes in the morning with berries and a glass of milk, Orange juice for Roman, he's lactose intolerant.

And by dinner time they might aswell be at a 5-star resturant, Patton literally cooks gourmet, it leaves Logan speachless, and that's why its gourmet.

He also makes dessert occasionally. Hot cocoa with fluffy marshmallows, a slice of cake or cookies, and a candy of choice. Logan tends to skip the candy. He cant focus when he eats it. Everybody wonders how Dee stays skinny, he technically always has alot of dessert. He usually gets so much sour candy that his mouth starts to bleed.

It concerns Patton greatly most times. But today, the sides were sitting on the couch as Patton made breakfast. Dee was stretched out on the couch, in a snake onsie, laying across Roman, Logan And Virgil's laps.

Hes basically a 6''2 walking pet snake. He'll hiss at you if you man handle him too much, depends on his mood though. Some days you could literally lift him up and spin him around and other days its safer to not touch him or he might bite you. One day the sides caught him with half a dead mouse in his mouth. Ew. He has a large standup lamp in the corner of the room. He acctually needs a heat lamp.

As for the other three, Roman is wearing a disney onsie. Virgil is wearing a nightmare before christmas hoodie with shorts, and Logan is wearing his unicorn neck tie mix.

As Patton called out that breakfast was ready, the living room went from serenity to chaos is a span of 00.2 seconds. Playfully shove fighting their way to the kitchen, which Dee made it into first (he hissed at everyone til they moved). Virgil was always last cause he didnt feel like being in the Chaos. Roman made it second, Logan was third.

Dee technically threw himself into his seat. Roman right behind. Logan casually sitting down, and Virgil tiredly walking over and plopping down.

"You kiddos got in here fast!" Patton cheerfully responded, setting their plates down in front of them.

They nodded, Well Patton giggled at his silly boys. Dee ended up hissing at Roman for trying to get the maple syrup first, causing Roman to back the heck up. Dee is very possesive of his food, Its a snake instinct. He literally just put some maple syrup on his pancakes then he was completely chill with you taking the syrup. Dee is mainly adorable, but he is a fiesty boi. They quickly ate, And Roman wanted disney movies, specifically the lion king. both lion kings. All the hecking lion kings.

Also Dee will only watch the lion king or the nightmare before christmas. He's stubborn. Virgil was wiping crumbs off his legs, Roman was ignoring the syrup all over his mouth, and Logan was fixing his tie and getting crumbs off it.

Roman ended up crying again at the lion king, he does it everytime. Which earned him Dad cuddles. Dee was curled up in a ball On Logan AND Virgil. He's 6''2 he a big boi even curled up. Hissing happily as Logan played with his hair. Virgil literally just pets him. Patton brought out hot cocoa and they were right on it. Dee kept hissing at his to cool it down, Virgil has no soul according to himself so he attempted to chug it but burnt his tongue. Logan blew on it like a normal person. And Roman chugged it, ignored it and became a ball of energy.

Then he broke another chandelier.

i literally thought this was a drawing at first-

New cosplay: the snek boi!

I hope that you like it!

okay but like, ralph acting like a dog probaly

*Y/N being out to the grocery store for 20 minutes*

y/n: *arrives back home*

Ralph: *technically runs up* "ralph has missed human- has human missed ralph- human was out too long- ralph been worried-"