Imagine Dating A Crocodilian Gal Or One Has A Crush On You And She Just Rumbles At You. Like She Just

Porcelain Soul - submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future

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And then the human jumps her

succubus who’s trying really hard to seduce a human (who is a monsterfucker, but she doesn’t know that) and just can’t seem to get it right until she slips and accidentally unfurls her wings and shows off her hinged teeth and the human blushes furiously

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

Going from a human boyfriend that only eats you out out of obligation and isn’t really into it to a Werewolf Boyfriend who gets so excited about being able to eat you out that he’ll go for hours if you let him and he’s rock hard the entire time.

Yes, he wants to fuck you of course, but you taste so fucking sweet it’s hard to tear himself away.

Envy

A beast that burns

Through the skin

Searing flesh and tendon.

Snapping bone as it threatens to escape.

It creates boils

That others do not see

Oozing puss 

That burns with ferocity.

There is no cure.

You cannot be saved.

Once you are trapped,

In Envy’s Cage.

Trapped Or Free

Trapped-

That means being in a cage

And not being able to escape.

But if you cannot escape,

What happens then?

Or.

Or.

A choice between two.

But which one will you choose?

Free?

But what sort of thing is being free?

Is it like being Free as a Bird?

Is it being out of a cage?

Or is it not being Trapped?

Only those that know what it’s like to be Free will know.

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

If the primary colors were to get into a fight, which would win and why?

good question would this include the additive and subtractive models? red vs blue vs yellow vs green vs cyan vs magenta