Tell Me This Was Not How Tony Stark Adopted Peter Parker.

The lightning was a paid actor.

I sent this to my sister and she was like "congratulations on finally channeling Thranduil as an alternative personality"

when logan and wade fall (from heaven to save us) onto the kia, he knows it's a kia

how many cars has he fucked in that he knows what that feels like?

is that why he's a....used car....salesman?

after all, if you only take it for a test drive, you don't take it home

he's the worst salesman

....

"the problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. aim for the middle and you'll never miss"

he went for the WORST logan

the very worst used car. the honda odyssey of logans.

he broke that car in, so he took it home.

....

if logan is the odyssey, the kia where we discussed 2.5 kids and a picket fence is social expectations, Disney's expectations for a love story and family movie. aka compulsive heterosexuality

the kia is no longer viable

Reblogging because I know I’m not going to remember this

Russian Join Tutorial (in under a minute)

Secret option is I started crying when I saw the gays and never truly stopped.

I’m pan actually. YOU WERE WRONG

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

This is why the Razorcrest was so beat up. Poor dad spent all his credits on his son.

Din: *Sigh*

Alfred responds with: “of course, what kind?”

Bruce: o-o

I’ve just had the thought of Bruce Wayne running out of eyeliner and having to awkwardly ask Alfred if he can buy him some more ahsjsllfdls why is this making me laugh so much😭😂

The sheer amount of I messed up in the last slide is ✨immaculate✨

THE MANDALORIAN Chapter 9: The Marshal

YASSSS

The chaos. The accurate cannon content.

Bilbo: Hello people, who don't live here.

Kili: hello.

Fili: hi there.

Bofur: what the fuck is poppin!

Dwalin: WE ARE OUT OF DORITOS

Balin: WHO HAS THE KEY

Nori: WE LOST THE KEY!

Thorin, dramatically staring in the distance: don't speak to me of loss.

Gloin, balancing some plates: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO GO

Oin, throwing the plates at Gloin: I DON'T KNOW

Bombur: [confused blinking]

Dwalin: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DORITOS

Dori: TRY LOOKING UP YOUR ASS

Bilbo, sipping his tea: hmhm.