Replace [ ] With Rudy

The lightning was a paid actor.

I sent this to my sister and she was like "congratulations on finally channeling Thranduil as an alternative personality"

Bilbo was only gone for like, a week, and Thorin acts like will never see him again

*Bilbo has gone to Dale to get seeds for his garden*

Dwalin: Hey, Thorin--

Thorin: Bilbo used to called me Thorin ;-;

Dwalin: That's because it's your fucking name you idiot.

Ah yes. Females. The reason I still have a (slight) will to live.

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

The chaos. The accurate cannon content.

Bilbo: Hello people, who don't live here.

Kili: hello.

Fili: hi there.

Bofur: what the fuck is poppin!

Dwalin: WE ARE OUT OF DORITOS

Balin: WHO HAS THE KEY

Nori: WE LOST THE KEY!

Thorin, dramatically staring in the distance: don't speak to me of loss.

Gloin, balancing some plates: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO GO

Oin, throwing the plates at Gloin: I DON'T KNOW

Bombur: [confused blinking]

Dwalin: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DORITOS

Dori: TRY LOOKING UP YOUR ASS

Bilbo, sipping his tea: hmhm.

Squishy sand makes brain go brrrrrr

Drop & Squish Collection by sand.tagious

Arcane Textposts

Secret option is I started crying when I saw the gays and never truly stopped.

Here ya go people who need this

Enjoy

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

Are anyone of us okay?

feat. Jinx and her pretty pink eyes (part 5/?)