SAY THEIR NAMES

Happy Birthday, Tony!

But by this logic if you have bad skin you are against trans rights.

That seems...unfair.

Steve and Tony's to do list

Post Break Up sex

Make Up sex

Thank god you’re alive sex

I can’t sleep sex

We need to catch up for lost years sex

I miss you sex

More angry sex

Sad sex

I need to feel alive sex

We’re gonna die soon sex

We’re gonna survive sex

I do trust you sex

Victory sex

I’m watching the Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman puppy interview and the question “what’s your love language?” comes up… RYAN RESPONDED WITH “unblinking violence on camera” DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE IS A GAY LOVE STORY BETWEEN WADE AND LOGAN AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!!

Lord Dregg: Do you fleshlings know who I am? I am Lord Vringath Dregg. Ruler of planet Sictoid. Lord of all insect life in the universe! And bringer of your deaths.

Raph: Uh, can you hold on a second? I just got a phone call from someone named I DON'T GIVE A FLYING-!!

Donnie: That's great! Thanks Raph! Nice diplomacy there.

he’s hiding

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

Peter: [from the bathroom] Mr Stark I’m out of toilet paper!

Tony: That sounds like a ‘you’ problem, kid

Peter: Don’t underestimate my ability to makes this an ‘us’ problem!

Tony:

Tony: I’m on my way

Quill, about Parker: It’s destiny you named our son after me.

Tony: Our son?

(Steve in Wakanda: You mean OUR son)