I Heard Y’all Like Infographics, So I Thought I’d Make A Little Something About Us Oriented Aroaces!!

Friendly Reminders

Nico had a life before the Lotus Hotel

Hazel was 13 when she died

Clarisse’s weapon has been dubbed “Lamer” by literally everyone at Camp Half-blood

Sally was trapped in the Underworld for over ten days

Leo ran away from multiple foster homes

Piper had to steal a car to get her father’s attention

Thalia has lost Jason twice, but this time he’s not coming back

Nico sometimes accidentally refers to Hazel as Bianca

Athena told Annabeth that she meant nothing to her

Tyson was attacked by a sphinx

Percy loves blue food because his mom was trying to prove a point to his abusive stepfather, not because it’s his favorite color

Percy had to sneak food from Gabe or else he wouldn’t eat

Calypso was trapped on and island for thousands of years, with no one except for the people who would become stranded there, who would also eventually leave her alone again

Every time Apollo looks at a Laurel wreath or a hyacinth he is reminded of someone that he loved who he couldn’t save

Hades is trying to make up for the way he treated Nico in PJO

Frank’s mother and grandmother are dead

Nico almost starved in an airtight jar full of poisonous gas with only pomegranate seeds to keep him going

Will became a counselor at the age of thirteen

Rachel has a life other than being the oracle

Rachel has done incredible things, she’s not a bad character for kissing Percy

Octavian launched himself into his own death

Nico felt like Octavian’s death was his fault

Reyna’s father was abusive toward her and Hylla

Hecate was afraid of Hazel’s powers

Nico probably has an Italian accent

Luke’s mother is baking cookies for a son that is never coming home

Hermes thought Luke died believing no one loved him

Chiron has had to witness hundreds, if not thousands of demigods die at Camp Half-Blood

Thirteen unnamed demigods died in The Last Olympian

Ethan Nakamura literally fell from heaven

Nico convinced Hades, Persephone, and Demeter to fight on the side of the gods

Nico probably hates Zeus for what happened to his mother

Percy is afraid of drowning

Thalia is afraid of heights

Nico is afraid of fading into the dark

Meet Maiden & Princess, a children’s book set to launch in April 2019 about a maiden who falls in love with – you guessed it! – a princess. 

Maiden & Princess is intended as a companion to [author Daniel] Haack’s Prince & Knight, which was released in May as the inaugural effort in a new partnership between GLAAD and Bonnier Publishing USA. Acknowledging that both books “exist in the same universe,” Haack told HuffPost he was particularly excited about Maiden & Princess because he believes same-sex love between two women is even more underrepresented in children’s literature as compared to that between two men.

“We wanted to take that fairy tale structure with real human characters and tell a simple love story between these two women, complete with all the anxieties and excitement of first love that would resonate with kids,” Haack, who resides in Los Angeles, said. 

Beautiful. Learn more over at HuffPost. 

The SFTH Rules of Improv

Sam's Rule of Improv: Any scene that can become sexual, will become sexual and most likely problematic (typically via unnecessary moaning sounds)

Tom's Rule of Improv: Avoid getting SFTH cancelled by begrudgingly taking the role of the group's Disappointed Father™ (typically involves unsexualizing and sanitizing Sam's contributions)

Luke's Rule of Improv: Play innocent, then shock your audience AND fellow improvisors by revealing your complete lack of shame and filter when their guard's down

AJ's Rule of Improv: If the plot is clearly going in one direction, take the soonest opportunity to steer that shit off a cliff

And of course the most important SFTH Rule of Improv: If someone makes a mistake, never EVER let it go. It's a plot point now.

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

Friend: What’s your worst fear?

Me, internally: My friends and family finding my tumblr and seeing how gay it is

Me: drowning

ANA AMARI  → BASTET 

A guard on the ground between them groaned, and in a flash, Ana drew her sidearm and fired a sleep dart into his neck. 

“You missed one,” Ana said.

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

queer, vampire obsessed Romanian FREAK watches Thirsty Vampires. 4847 injured 75 dead 🩸

lyrics from "Ferryman" by Shayfer James & Will Wood (text-free version and yapping below)

It's done!!! Waaah the only reason it took so long for me to make is bc I kept changing my plans lol. I was only gonna do flat colors... then minimal shading... then um. Yeah. So it's gone through a lot. But I definitely enjoyed looking at it while drawing. They're so ARRRGHHHHHH

This is my take on THE stars of Thirsty Vampires!! Esmeranna?? Is Anna just a fanon name? I've been obsessed since January and I still don't know.

ALSO! @notsoprivateartgalleryshush drew this scene as well (click on that link or I'll stake you) and they guessed what I was working on based on Esmeralda's sleeve & asked to be tagged in the finished piece. Here it is!!!<3 Hope it didn't disappoint! ^^

Also also. I need you to understand exactly how this scene is like all my interests colliding into one big bang. A few hours ago I finished drawing THIS for my anime art account(s) as my new pfp.

ANYWAY!!! thanks for reading AAGH back into my Angel cave I go.