1) Oddly Mature/Self-Aware Child (Janae, Peter Stevens, Alexa, really got the whole gender spectrum here-)
2) Actually Intimidating Villain (Locomotion, Witchfinder General, Krampus)
3) Sexy (Sexy German Woman, Xavier, Magnus O Puss)
Bonus! Guys named Derek that are just so in love (The Unrelenting Aubergine, Blancmange Flurry)
1) Tired Wife/Mother (Jemima)
2) Attractive Woman (Sarah)
3) Gremlin (Scottish Robin, Little Krampus, Male Nymph, etc.)
Bonus! Grieving Fathers (Geppetto, Marty Sr.)
1) Old Lady (you know who I’m thinking of)
2) Child That Pisses People Off (Marty, The Boy Witch, Kid from Too Big To Be a Jockey)
3) Any and All Creatures (Mario, Bertie, Miffles, etc.)
Bonus! Sapphic (Thirsty Vamps, Bus Stop Lesbians)
1) Innocent Children (Priscilla, Hugh, Rupert)
2) Naive Adults (Bobby/Clive from The Lighthouse)
3) Plot Twist Villain/Murderer (Belly-Boots, Juliet)
Bonus! The Local French Translator (OMGITAJ)
Tom’s Child category was gonna be ‘traumatized child’ but that was before I realized 3 of the 4 play children pretty often and every single one is traumatized
Yes the Witchfinder General is hilarious and absurd in concept, but so is Locomotion and even Sam admitted he was terrifying. Idek if I’ll have people arguing this, I’m just covering all my bases-
Krampus is purely there because they have this man a microphone and he became far too powerful
If there’s only one example listed, it means I know it’s happened more than once, but I can’t think of the others off the top of my head
Except for AJ’s bonus, I just always thought the was funny
Yes, ‘child that pisses people off’ ranges from being a little annoying to actual murder, but they both count
I used the phrasing ‘creatures’ instead of ‘animals’ on purpose, and I don’t think I have to explain why
I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.
jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017
At my nieces swim meet out of town and we sat down in the bleachers. Behind us we see this woman knitting…the blanket is made out of plastic(grocery bags) y'all. For the homeless. She didn’t want her face posted but this is about the fourth or fifth blanket she’s done. It makes so much sense ya know? Plastic is insulated and it’s surprisingly heavy.
Bless this lady and people like her.
ETA: @aplaceformywanderingmind said it’s called plarn!
only the shoot from the hip fandom would have me saying shit like "i think meth wife goes final 4 but gets beat out by old lady margery"
to all trans guys: the f on your birth certificate isnt for female, its to pay respects
New hyper fixation unlocked: four British men who play pretend games onstage for a living