One Second From Every Episode Of Blackadder

U ever be at work chilling and your old best friend rides past on a fucking horse out of nowhere and makes awkward eye contact with u?

I hate when people who don't have periods say we're being over dramatic and stuff cos I just came downstairs to get some toast, lost my hearing and vision, collapsed on the floor, went really dizzy, couldnt drink or eat and felt like id been stbbed and set on fire :))

What version of sims am I playing compared to you guys? My game is so boring 😭

James and Alyssa in The End Of The F***ing World S1 E2

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

The fact I used to think I could pull my maths teacher at 16 years old and I’m now trying to pull my co worker with a 5 years age difference at 18 shows that I don’t learn life lessons

All I want is a Teuta Matoshi dress so I can die happy. Is that so much to ask for?