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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Bobby: What are you writing?

Athena: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

May, looking over Athena's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

I like to think that during Buck’s first year at the 118, he was enthusiastically taking any shift he could because he loves being a firefighter and his real life is lonely.

Then one day, he comes into work and Bobby is just like, come with me. They get in Bobby’s car and he drops Buck off at his house, “If you keep going like this, you’re going to burn out. Take the time.”

And then a few hours later, the 118 comes back from a call and Buck is in the loft. Making a grilled cheese.

Bobby gives him a look like, what the hell. Buck’s eyes go wide and he asks genuinely, “You meant all day?”

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Eddie: Buck and I got into a fight. He told me to take everything that belongs to me and get out.

Maddie: What’d you do?

Eddie: Threw him over one shoulder, Christopher over the other and walked out.

SANTA THE UNION MAN 😭😭

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

hashtag normalize not forgiving shitty parents

I really hope Donna doesn't get a "redemption" unless she becomes a main character to have a full arc.

See, because from what we know and have seen, thus far, Donna does not deserve Carmy’s forgiveness.

Hen: It's been brought to my attention that I offended some of you. I'm truly sorry, I meant to offend all of you.

Ryan Guzman would have been an amazing Jason Todd. Absolutely would have killed it perfect casting no notes thanks.

Conversely, Oliver Stark would have played the hell out of Starfire soooooooooo.