Obsessed With This Energy Tbh

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

my cute pig of luck

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

daryl: I don’t do relationships. y/n: exists daryl: Shit.

i always wanted to be as warm as a freshly printed sheet of paper

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

The Unfortunate is me, I ate all the onions sorry guys mb

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

sometimes i get scared to write comments on posts because im scared of getting flamed, but then i remember this is tumblr, where last night i saw a post about thirsting for a yellow triangle directly next to a picture of a girl wearing fishnet leggings with dead fish under them.

Be nice to him