Digitallangell - Yaoi Eating Machine

maneater enemies to lovers vs. drunk walk home enemies to lovers

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

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you may think your only options are

but in fact you can

“ — are you sorry? — are you kidding? ”

[we both reached for the gun — chicago musical]