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Halo 2 Anniversary - Backseat Driver

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thel ‘Vadam | The Arbiter & Rtas 'Vadum Characters: Rtas 'Vadum, Thel 'Vadam | The Arbiter, Original Characters, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: One Shot, Not Beta Read, Based on a Tumblr Post, Inspired by Buzzfeed Unsolved, Probably ooc, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Comedy, Anti-Alien Racism Series: Part 56 of Works by “Prank” (Pseud Series) Summary:

Based on the Goatman episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, Rtas requests assistance from the Arbiter with the discovered ONI prowler Old Afton and its captain - and very quickly comes to regret it.

“This story has robots in it!”

“They look exactly like humans just with synthetic skin.”

commission for @halobirthdays for the thel vadam giveaway a while ago!

Zevlor's Sleep Stories is a non-profit fan project dedicated to creating relaxing tales and guided meditations in the voices and POVs of #Zevlor and #Omeluum. But for that part, we need you! A volunteer team and I are now accepting art and fic submissions. I will be narrating selected fic submissions as #Zevlor or #Omeluum. These recordings, along with art submissions, will be posted for free on YouTube. Repurposed art and fic are welcome! This project aims to elevate fanwork and to share relaxing creations by fans, for fans. For fic, please write in 1st person, so Zev or Omeluum are speaking directly to you, the audience. 1-5k word count is required for now. Please keep the rating G to PG-13. For art, the only requirement is that it features Zev or Omeluum. The vibe should be relaxing and calming. Please email zevsleepstories@gmail.com with your fic/art submissions, and include the name you wish to be credited by, and any social media accounts, if desired. We're using the 9th of June as our first deadline, then we'll see where we go from there! This project is run by myself and fan volunteers. Please be patient as we get things up and running. Thank you!

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Happy 5th Anniversary!

I’m fucking laughing at the way they have to adjust their bodies in order to make it into the room.