I Need That Erectile Dysfunction Dick. I Need It Flaccid

Okay but hear me out... big dicks pissing. Men desperately fumbling with their zipper to free their thick, veiny cocks and unleash the torrent of urine from their aching bladder. The loud hiss of his stream hitting the ground. The seemingly endless reservoir of the man's bladder and the way they groan in relief as they let it all out.

I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode

healthcare sucks in dilf city. because of the ageing population

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

Can I punch you and this time you not get hard about it

callout post for @a-cruel-intention

bad man

hurt me :(

didnt listen when i said no :(