Need To Annoy An Old Man Until He Forgets What Consent Means

the rental market in dilf city sucks lol what if i wanted a roommate my age

WHO WOULD WIN

"i... idk if that's a good idea" from a meek, conflict-avoidant dumb puppy fag of some description

freshly testosteronated lust demon who's stood in front of the only exit

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode

a “brat” is a thing you hit until it’s not anymore. hope this helps. 👍

capturing me instead of just killing me is a really stupid idea. you basically just let me into your camp dumbass as soon as i escape i’ll get all of your secret information and-hey. hey. don’t touch me there. hey. what are you doing. stop that. hey. you can’t do that. fucking stop it. please stop. stop. stop

callout post for @a-cruel-intention

bad man

hurt me :(

didnt listen when i said no :(

If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again

age gap so big we scare the motel receptionist when you bring me in at midnight :3

lmfaoooo wtf