This Is The First Time I've Seen Something Like A Tattoo Ticket. I Think It's Very Interesting, And Well

Me when toxic old man yaoi

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

Nandor?

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

A true lesbian struggle 😔

He's not good at that griddy bro

im gonna be sick

Bro I will start yelling. Makes me so angry.

Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

Immediately after this big run:

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

HES EVIL

I'M NOT TAKING ANOTHER PAYCUT!!!

Basically the WHOLE splatoon fandom:

My two fandoms in one 😈😈😈😈😈

Book smart + street smart = book street