Need My Fav Agent On My Dash 😌

I love the sky and I count it as a bad night if I can't see them due to light pollution. If life worked out I'd live in the middle of nowhere and see a 4 every night.

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

tfw you somehow code a cellular infant copy of yourself into reality (more to come!)

Tumblr? You ok? I don't think that's right

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I CAN NOW LEGALLY RENT A HOTEL ROOM

I am a creature

The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.

That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.

CATSUNE MIKUUUUUU

catsune miku

Pearlina is only slowburn because Pearl can’t get the hint

Pretty much (except that one time when Marie did it)

This is how Splatoon went, right?

torn between the competing desires to be polyamorous and not-at-all-amorous