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i'm sick of fanfics with mic being the nice uwu sunshine empathetic emotional trope. let him be the mean little bitch he really is inside. he's an asshole. a bastard. he annoys his students. he punches old men (even though he deserved it). he contemplates attacking civilians simply because they annoy him. he threatens people with karaoke contests. he would probably write "LMAO" on his students tests instead of the typical "???" that most teachers do.
Fic idea
Aizawa dies and Shirakumo lives au where Shirakumo takes in Shinsou and lowkey thinks "yo maybe Aizawa was getting girls all along does anyone know how to do a DNA test?"
Thinking about how currently in vigilantes both Aizawa and Midnight have abandoned their teaching positions at UA to go help the situation in Naruhata and how Mic is probably having to deal with all their work and probably 3 classes of students at once
MANGA SPOILERS (chapter 298)
Im quite frankly disaPPOINTED that I haven't seen more people using Mics buff arms and Aizawa's lack of a leg to have malewife and girlboss erasermic dynamic.
Aizawa totally- definitely- subtly asks Mic to carry him around the hospital.
"There's a wheelchair yknow-"
And Aizawa is asleep already, enjoying Mic's newly found tibbidies
UA staff ranked by how much I think they play favourites:
All Might (obviously)
Vlad King (his students vs everyone else in the school)
Present Mic (openly supports students he likes. Bullies those he doesn’t)
Aizawa (same as Vlad but he covers it up better)
Power Loader (has favourites but also hates them)
Snipe (focuses all attention on his third years, doesn’t care as much about other year levels)
Midnight (chooses a new favourite each week)
Ectoplasm (will not disclose who his favourites are even under duress. Can make enough clones that it looks like he isn’t giving special treatment)
Lunch Rush (asks handfuls of students to be taste testers for new recipes, no other favouritism detected)
Hound Dog (is the guidance counselor)
Thirteen (has one meltdown per year trying to care for everyone equally)
Recovery Girl (if she doesn’t recognise you when you graduate you get put on a list of favourite students since it means you didn’t need healing the entire time you were at school)
Cementoss (is Normal)
Nezu (cares about but also hates children)
I know the Mic fandom likes giving him his growth spurt before Aizawa but CONSIDER the complete opposite! Dude hit puberty LATE.
Aizawa just grew??? So much??? Between 2nd and 3rd year. And… Mic’s solid 5’5 ass finds himself looking up at his friend.
Then- of course- Aizawa leaves Mic after graduation to focus on being an underground hero, effectively severing their contact with each other.
He still has some vague connection with Kayama even several years after graduating. Sometime in his mid-20s, Kayama asks for the umpteenth time if he wants to catch up over dinner or something. Of course, very casually mentioning there’s a new ramen place with a cat cafe just a block away. Aizawa is a very simple man. He agrees, only a bit hesitant.
Almost late as always, Aizawa finds it easy to spot Kayama with her waving at him from the corner of the restaurant the moment he steps in. He’s midway through acknowledging he’s seen her (a slow blink) when he notices- she’s not alone.
There’s a stranger sitting next to her. A man.
ᴴᵒˡʸ ˢʰⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵐᵃⁿ
He finds himself tucking his face further into his scarf the closer he gets to the two. He doesn’t recognise the man. The stranger is staring down at some beverage in his hands.
Wow. His hair is fucking golden. Aizawa was never for metaphors but really- it did look like the sun the way it spreads from the tight bun it's in.
Other details start processing. Jewelry on his wrists, around his neck, on his fingers. He looks- really tall. A nerdy-looking pair of red rectangular glasses- Is that a moustache? It suits him- It looks nice. Shirts that tight should be illegal, was a thought that raced in Aizawa’s mind until it crashed into a brick wall.
He- he was just oogling at Kayama’s date, wasn’t he? This man has got to be Kayama’s date.
That’s the only logical conclusion he could come to. She didn’t mention bringing any +1 but this wouldn’t exactly be the first time Kayama’s spontaneous nature punches him in the face.
“OI! Aizawa, sit down already! Yamada’s been whining non-stop about being h-”
Yamada?
Yamada. Haha- Funny coincidence. Yamada’s a pretty popular name in Japan, isn't it? It’s common. It’s a common na- THIS– THIS CAN’T BE YAMADA YAMADA-
The not-stranger (maybe) raises his head timidly, green eyes finally looking at Aizawa.
“Yo.”
It’s fucking Yamada Yamada.
Why can I see Mic being one of those guys who buys those insterts to make you taller??? He's already got the gelled up hair, why wouldn't he wait those sorta hidden inserts to make him big?
Nah anon I think he'd straight up own it like his hair, buy studded platform docs and kill it in the fashion department. Giant platforms would be better then his current rubber boots at least
have we done this one yet
I feel like unhinged Mic would be like unhinged Elmo
I really hope Mic isn't in the second war, and that he's at home taking care of Eri. I cannot watch this man die. I'll cry for like 8 weeks and start day drinking
does present mic blink? like sure, he can close his eyes, but does he blink?
Oh hi😍😍 idk if ya have ever seen me in twitter or insta but btw came back in Tumblr bc twitter and insta are working like a shit bc of situations ye :)
controversial post but all those incel villain mic aus where he goes berserk bc aizawa likes someone else?
I think thats more of an aizawa move tbh like mic fucks around sure but the minute mic thinks about seriously settling down with someone aizawa goes insane bc he already lost romantic prospect #1 (oboro) he can't lose mic to some bimbo after all these years of being by his side
meanwhile mic cant sense the kill bill sirens going off in aizawas head as he gushes about his romantic interest bc he's too lost in the sauce of love <3
Colour practice and a new style heyooo. Kind of a screenshot redraw!
I haven't drawn him in a while cause King Dice took over the brainrot for a good day (great fight he put up) but alas- I, the fool, jingle miserably back to Mic.
ever think about a mic and thirteen team up
Of Love
Summary: Traitor!Mic tries to convince Aizawa to change sides. It goes as badly as everyone knew it would. Very self-indulgent.
Relationships: Erasermic however way you want to see it
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Hizashi doesn’t regret what he did, but he sure as hell wished he hadn’t had to do it.
Aizawa sat in front of him, caged and shackled, while Hizashi stood before him, a free man.
That is, a free man under perhaps the cruelest ruler of Japan.
“Why didn’t you just listen to me?” Hizashi asked. Aizawa hasn’t spared him a single glance since he entered. No remorse. No horror. No anger. Nothing. Hizashi guessed that was what he deserved considering it was his actions that put Aizawa in that position in the first place.
When the silence dragged on for too long, Hizashi finally spoke again. “I had to do it. You were going to start a war you couldn’t win and you were going to get everyone else killed with you. I couldn’t watch you and the others drag those kids through a war and let them get killed. I had to do something.”
“Hm. So you sold them out to the one person who wants to destroy the world they want to protect?” Aizawa’s voice was still as dead and ruthless as ever.
“At least my way they’ll be able to live in that world.” Hizash answered back without hesitation. “He’s not going to hurt them. That was the deal. They’re going to have a life, Aizawa.”
“And what kind of life would that be, Yamada? He will never let them out of his sight and you know that. If any of them make one wrong move against, they’re dead. And you and I both know those kids will.” Aizawa said, finally glancing up at Hizashi with those dark piercing eyes.
If he imagined hard enough, Hizashi could almost make himself believe that it was just another normal Monday at the office and Aizawa was mad at him for playing his music too loud. That those eyes digging into his soul was because of affection, not this...not hatred. The hardest part of this whole traitor business wasn’t working for a madman. No.
It was being hated by the one person who knew him the most.
“Aizawa, that is why you need to come to this side,” Hizashi urged. “Those kids trust you. Whatever choice you make, they won’t be far behind. If you denounce the whole hero system now, then you live and they’ll follow you and they’ll live. Some other heroes have already done it. It’s better than being dead.”
Aizawa scoffed. “Was that your logic when you chose to betray us all?”
“I did it to save you, Aizawa.”
“And look where that’s gotten me.”
Hizashi doesn’t have time to respond before several men are rushing in. At the helm of all this was the man himself.
“All For One,” Aizawa growled, swiftly focusing all his attention on the evilest lord of all time, aka Hizashi’s new boss. “What have you done with the kids?”
“I’ve kept my word with your friend here. They’re alive and safe, rest assured,” All For One grinned and places a possessive hand on Hizashi’a shoulder. He doesn’t like it there. “I see your friend has still not taken your offer of freedom.”
Hizashi opened his mouth to speak, but Aizawa bested him to it. “No I have not. Next time don’t send a lackey to do your job.” The insult felt like salt on an open wound.
“Well,” All For One turned to Hizashi. “I told you he wouldn’t take the offer, and after everything you sacrificed to give it to him. What a waste.”
Aizawa looked up skeptically between the two of them, finally choosing to address Hizashi. “Yamada what is he talking about? What did you sacrifice?” The way he asked that, Hizashi had almost mistaken for concern, like he had been worried about Hizashi. But no. That couldn’t be. Not after everything.
“He didn’t tell you, Eraserhead? He’s given me his voice quirk in exchange for a chance to get you to change sides.” All For One laughed loudly and Hizashi was nearly sure he was using the stolen quirk for that. “You see, heroes that oppose me don’t get chances like this. They’re executed in front of a crowd, but Yamada has been so helpful that I allowed him this. And even if things didn’t go as planned, I promised him I would allow you the dignity of a non-public death.”
Aizawa’s eyes widened at the revelation. Whether it was because of Hizashi’s quirk being taken or the realization that many of their friends are dead, Hizashi didn’t really know. At the moment, he couldn’t even gather the courage to look directly at his friend anymore.
“I’m sorry, Yamada, but this is the end of the line for Eraserhead. You can say your finally goodbyes if you wish.” All For One encouraged, but doesn’t give them any privacy.
Hizashi racks his brain for any words. What was he supposed to say now? After everything, after years of friendship, after years of love, after committing the worst crime Hizashi has and will likely ever commit against the person he loved most, what can he say?
“I’ll take care of the kids, Aizawa. They won’t be hurt as long as I’m around.” It’s all Hizashi could think to say. It’s likely what Aizawa would want to hear in his last moments; that someone was going to watch out for his kids.
Aizawa doesn’t say a word and Hizashi can’t bring himself to even look at the man anymore. It hurt too much.
All For One pushes him aside, whatever quirk he was readying for the execution quickly coming to life at his finger tips. Hizashi doesn’t want to be here when it happens, but there’s no way he can leave. He won’t leave Aizawa. Not until the very end.
“Any last requests, Eraserhead?” All For One asks, arm raised and ready to fire.
“You,” Aizawa choked out, a sob barely hidden behind the voice. “You.”
What?
Why would he want All For One?
Curiosity gets the better of Hizashi and he finally looks up at his life long partner for what is perhaps the last time. It surprises him when he realizes, Shouta is looking at him.
“You.” He speaks again.
Oh.
Shouta wants...
He wants...
“You, Hizashi. I just want you.” He repeats with fondness and heartbreak and brokenness and a tear-stained face and that almost smile that makes Hizashi feel like he’s coming home. “I love you. I love you, Hizashi.”
The words don’t quite register completely. He knows, he knows Shouta loves him. And that’s all he can think about right now; the years of laughter, of training together, of patrol, of losses, of triumphs, of disasters, of surprise late night radio call-ins, of gifted sleeping bags, of jelly pouches, of cat videos, of...of...
Of love.
Shouta keeps his eyes on Hizashi and time slows. Shouta’s mouth turns into a melancholy smile. It doesn’t fit, not with the Shouta that Hizashi knows. It’s still the same face, still the same eye abs and dead eyes and stubble. But he’s accepted death, accepted that this is the end.
The last thing Shouta wanted him to know, wanted the world to know, was that he loved Hizashi.
And the next thing Hizashi knows, he’s taking that hit for Shouta before he can think better of it.
pirate au Kurogiri's memories flooding back is triggered by Kayama pinning him to a cave wall with her swords underneath his chin
it's just a very strong sense of deja vu, and a feeling of
look at them fhshhshfhshsh
u know that one comic in smash where they're all turned into babies? yea
Can’t stop laughing at this gem I found buried in one of my brainstorming docs
Fic idea
Post-Shirakumo's death where Aizawa and Yamada have not had the best communication, often relying the other to fill in the gaps (which they are both pretty good at but that still doesn't substitute actual emotional release). That is, until they both get hit with a quirk where they swap nightmares for a night and get to dream the others' greatest fear. Yamada has Aizawa's nightmare and, as he suspects, it revolves around the incident that killed Shirakumo. But much to his surprise it isn't Shirakumo that's getting crushed by a building. No. It's Yamada, current Yamada as in they are currently in their 20s, being crushed by a building and Aizawa being unable to save him. The rest of the dream is Aizawa just frozen in place, not knowing what to do. Even when people tell him what to do, he's still frozen. Yamada realizes that Aizawa hates himself for not saving Shirakumo, but his greatest fear is it happening again and him not having grown enough to stop it from taking Yamada. Aizawa's greatest fear is outliving Yamada.
Meanwhile, Aizawa dreams Yamada's greatest fear, which is how he finds himself starring at his own grave, as well as Kayama's and Shirakumo's. But that's not what sticks out to him. What it's really disturbing is that the entire world is on mute. It's not what he expected from a Yamada-dream. He'd always expected them to he loud and colorful. Even a nightmare might at least have a bug or two. But Yamada's nightmare is dull, mundane, and disturbingly silent as he does the most normal things (radiostation, coffee, patrol). Theres not even background noise. But in the end, instead heading home, he heads back to the graves and sits in front of them. Complete silence. Aizawa realizes that Yamada expects to outlive all of his friends, but his greatest fear is the empty feeling he'll inevitable stuck with when they're gone.
due to popular demand:
go wild yall
HC that villains/ criminals taken down by Present Mic get made fun of in prison.
"You don't understand! I don't even remember what happene-" "YOU GOT BEAT BY THE DUDE WITH THE DOO."
They're gonna k*ss and maybe h*ld h*nds later 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 (ft. Valentines day card generalizations I saw all-day- guys we can do better than 'screamer' jokes UASHDIU /lh)
Also a personal HC that Mic is 100% fine giving affection but can't handle the reciprocation (the hearts are kisses)
Forgot to get a card for that special someone? Worry not! Moodyvoid has you covered!
Perfect for every Valentine 💖