That Hint Of Recognition In Your Gaze, You Know Me. It's Odd, Because I'd Never Forget A Face Like Yours.

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

Animal?

Cannibal.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this and I love how everything is connected. This has got to be one of my favourite parts of iswm

wilford ‘motherloving’ warfstache (2018) // in space with markiplier (2022)

The aromatic urge to ship random characters together and say "they're obviously more then friends" because their colour schemes or something random matches despite the fact that they've never met in canon.

-Anti

Actually that post about medic tf2 dying and being sent to hell on 2023 isn't something I believe in.

Medic was supposed to die in 1973. The contract wasn't binding, and medic was on his way to heaven. The only reason he gets 50 more years is because he pissed off the devil so much with his board of directors of his souls bullshit that he was able to negotiate for an extended life. The devil would much prefer he get a few more years on earth than let him make a fool out of hell.

The only way medic loses in this scenario is if the devil gets a majority stake in medic's souls in those 50 years, but there's no chance of that happening. The devil's hubris is much too great to just let him walk free, so all medic has to do is make a new deal.

For the rest of eternity, the devil will be scheming to trick and tempt the medic out of his remaining souls, and medic will be conning his way into getting just a few more years.

It's ironic. All these idiots are fighting to the death for australium so they can finally be immortal, and the guy who actually achieves it never touched the stuff

*walks in* happy new year tumblr *posts low quality shitpost and walks out*

For anyone one interested, Mark will post on his OnlyFans tomorrow! The proceeds will go to charity!

Sorry I gotta call out of work I have to go mourn the bestest little robot there ever was