“i Can Fix Him” “i Can Make Him Worse” Well I Can Make Him Look Ridiculous

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The Alissa Situation

(She’s the Blair Witch) (Maybe Jenova) (Purple sus)

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Here’s the woman named Alissa in FS2 who is a “second class soldier” and supposedly the fourth and only surviving missing soldier in the forbidden sector of Wutai. There were four in total, three of whom are dead, but is she really the fourth?

BECAUSE GEE DOESN’T SHE LOOK FAMILIAR

She is now currently part of the team after being rescued. There are camera footage flash-forwards of her talking and at one point she says this:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

AND THEN SHE SMIRKS ABOUT IT TOTALLY NOT SUS.

She has purple flashing around her, just like @rottenpumpkin13 pointed out. PURPLE SUS AF.

And right after she smirks all KNOWINGLY, it cuts in the flash-forward sequence to the creepy Hojo apparition. Those you fear and love, etc..

Not convinced? This is what happens when she is introduced:

Sephiroth jumps and it flashes to the photo of Lucrecia briefly

She says this, and well, only a little bit earlier Sephiroth was dreaming about this:

Even Lucrecia’s (“Jenova” from Seph’s perspective because Hojo lied about the name) character art is incredibly similar to Alissa’s. And in the dream, she and Miniroth hug.

Hmm. But then Alissa takes it to the next level and says this:

GIRL CAN EITHER READ THE KID LIKE AN OPEN BOOK OR SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING—

Or

I DON’T KNOW BUT ALSO IN THE HALLOWEEN EVENT LAST YEAR WITH GLENN AND SEPH, THE ENEMY MONSTER POSED AS AN INNOCENT KID THAT HELPED GLENN AND SEPH ALL ALONG AND SO…..HMMM….

had a dream with him in it

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Seven seconds until the end

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this is based of the gender swap i did. M!Tifa finding F!Cloud like this in midgar amused me

man I dont kno don’t look at me like I kno what I’m doing