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Artificial Intelligence makes up pie names using Harry Potter​ fan fiction

Care for some yummy Snape Pie with Cheese? 

Or perhaps Mudblood Mincemeat Pie? 

Read more in my CNET​ article here.

tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

The Word

All at once, at an uncertain time, on an uncertain day, when no one quite knew what was going on, some people, no one knows how many, started to hear a word. They could not speak it, though they tried. It was as if their mouths became mute to that word alone. They tried to write it, for they were desperate to share, but they found no lettering in any language that conveyed it accurately. Some, those who could, attempted drawing it, painting it, dancing it, singing it, and even sculpting it, but all failed. The Word defied depiction.

It is noiseless, thoughtless, depthless, ceaseless, beginning less, touchless, all encompassing, tasteless, seen, unseen, start, end, nothing, everything, kindness, unkindness, life, death, all of these things, and none of these things. The word defied definition.

A few attempted to live the word through their actions. Some were kind to their fellow man. Giving away all that they had and more, working tirelessly to improve the lives of those around them. They built community, they built love, they built prosperity, and they built peace. Brick by brick, through the corroborative efforts of many people they built a home for all. Again, the word defied depiction.

Some attempted to violently carve the word into the flesh of those around them. Performing disturbing surgeries and mutilations on any they could. They killed, they brutalized, they broke people down, they built monsters from their flesh, and they baptized the world in blood. The word defied depiction.

The word has still never been shared to anyone other than those who heard it, on that uncertain day, at that uncertain time, and it never will be. They will all die with this secret, in utter agony at the thought that The Word dies with them.

No one will ever hear The Word again.

10000 likes!

Well... I've come too far to feel shame now. This is now an art blog.

Don't expect much from this.

Ahh...

Joint pain.

You are now

Manually existing

Sometimes I would prefer to feel nothing ever again than be in pain and other times I would rather gnaw my fingers off than feel nothing.

Yesyesyesyesyes neeeeeeeeed.

big fan of the bat symbol eyes

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime so I take a shit on company time.

you gotta clock in and go piss, dont piss and then clock in. never surrender! steal company time forever

Hi dads. How was your vacation?

You were happy with getting an A+ on your “vampire myths” essay, with a comment about how you did excellent research, but you thought that was the end of it. A few days later, though, you open your door to find a vampire and a vampire hunter on your porch.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!