Avoid Reproducing In Crowded Areas (which Would Make Them Even More Crowded)

Bad

"salad dressing" don't be so pretentious it's sauce. it's salad sauce

Yesyesyesyesyes neeeeeeeeed.

big fan of the bat symbol eyes

My wife @jackers-stuff misheard liopleurodon as neopleurodon and thought it was an ice cream dinosaur. So now this exists.

February 30 2005 3/30/05

I think I want to do it.

I want to destroy my soul.

Immuntiy from demonics and curses does sound really cool.

My contact has let me know that this journey will take me quite far.

I would have to leave all family behind.

And because of how illegal this is, i'll basically have to fake my death.

He's told me to try limiting how much I wright online until we get going.

Fortunately this is a diary.

Toothless Roaming on the street. FYI it’s not CGI. It’s a real cosplay.

I did the math and it would only take 11,793,402 house flies to carry me away.

“3.5 week old red fox that came in for rehab. He’ll be raised with others and released in the fall.”

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I always wondered where that one painting came from…

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