It Has Been Exactly Thirty Minutes Since It Was Half An Hour Ago.

My little brother & I showed an AI 50+ hours of Scooby-Doo scripts, and then asked it to write an episode.

Here’s what it came up with.

I’ve cleaned bits up as best I can to bring the coherence level from “utterly incomprehensible” to just “insane, but almost readable.”

…soooo, yeah.

Daphne wants to hear the phantom’s ham price.

Now, when it gets more creative on the words…

…it’s… interesting.

And at its most-creative-est…

…I’m pretty sure I’m losing my mind.

That said, my most-favorite so far is this little exchange…

…where there’s a character called “Gate,” Scooby makes up new words, and Fred anticipates the deaths of thousands.

somehow i doubt this script will get its own film any time soon

My wife @jackers-stuff misheard liopleurodon as neopleurodon and thought it was an ice cream dinosaur. So now this exists.

From the fanfic “Steven and the Age of Wonderbeasts”

February 26 2005 3/26/05

So.

Some one from the occult contacted me over email.

They offered to help me destroy my eternal soul.

Not kill me mind you.

He was very specific.

This would mean that I would lack a soul.

I would be untouchable to every god and demon.

I would not go to any afterlife.

When I die, that would be it.

Like a dog, or a horse.

In a sense I would be something different from the average human.

Reblog if you can hear this image I'm trying to see something

I read this to the tune of "rocking around the Christmas tree"

Take that however you will.

Slutting around the library, pretending to read books so everyone thinks I’m smart (I’m not)

What if you combined a bag vacuum cleaner, like a Kirby, with bagpipes?

Imagine a game like spore but you start out in a truly completely empty universe. Nothing but stars and planets. So instead of starting out with panspermia, on your first planet, in your first playthrough you have to play this "chemical stage" to decide the kind of stuff your planet's life will be made of. Then on other planets after that you can choose to do it again to make a completely different life or populate this planet via panspermia using life forms from your first world to see how you can get different things from the same ingredients.

So as you play and replay you can slowly fill up the universe. And maybe you can also have a simulation mode to just let things progress a little ways without you messing with it to see how things progress.

And as you keep playing it can get progressively harder to start life from scratch because now panspermia events happen so often (a toggle able feature) that every planet becomes increasingly competitive as time goes on.

Just an idea.