I Am A Prophet.

I will never not share this when I come across it.

Artificial Intelligence makes up pie names using Harry Potter​ fan fiction

Care for some yummy Snape Pie with Cheese? 

Or perhaps Mudblood Mincemeat Pie? 

Read more in my CNET​ article here.

Yesyesyesyesyes neeeeeeeeed.

big fan of the bat symbol eyes

Yes.

They should take a cue from Discworld and give him a cameo in every Shrek movie from now on every time someone dies. 

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime so I take a shit on company time.

you gotta clock in and go piss, dont piss and then clock in. never surrender! steal company time forever

Saving this for later.

God bless you

Colder weather put me in the mood to bake something,

Banana Nutella Cake~

What the hap is fuckening?

what are your thoughts on the probable backyardigans reboot?

When your ego is bigger than the frame.

It was a command.

I wanna fuck my best friend

My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.