Scale Of 1-10 How Bad Is Warren's Eyesight Without Glasses?

Did this man make a reckless decision allowing a robot  to cut his hair? 🤖

Nah, I'd just gaslight the hell out of them like: "no I was there. I promise I was. We hung out for a couple hours. You got wasted and we talked about our plan to go bowling next month. I can't believe you don't remember."

Yeah. That'll show 'em.

Baby gremlin

peculiar critter

It was a command.

I wanna fuck my best friend

My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.

Just rob an Amazon warehouse.

they should invent shoplifting for online stores

February 21 2005 3/21/05

I am not becoming budist.

Don't get me wrong.

They were not unkind.

It just didn't click with me, you know?

I want to make the change in this life. Not the next.

Somehow this kind of reminds me of that Josie and the pussy cats video that used to play on Cartoon Network all the time.

Happy Far-Fetched Friday, freaks! Take a peek at these dorks jamming out in this smoothly animated shot from our upcoming pilot's opening! 🎸

Boards by @AWDtwit and animation by @SmallBuStudio! 🤘

We need to run.

For president

Of Candyland.

Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

I read this to the tune of "rocking around the Christmas tree"

Take that however you will.

Slutting around the library, pretending to read books so everyone thinks I’m smart (I’m not)