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“Right, you in the white coat, get to work on curing this disease.”

“But I’m not a virologist, I work with animals and study their behaviour.”

“Just do science.”

“But my degree is in——“

“Do. Science.”

Peter: Mr. Stark, I’m sorry I spilt soda on your carpet

Tony: it’s ok Peter accidents happen, how do you think you got here?

Peter: i-I wHAT? MR. STARK?!?!? WhAt Do YoU mEaN aBoUT tHaT?

Tony: What, did you plan get bitten by a radioactive spider to join the avengers or something?

Peter: ...........

Tony: what did you think I meant?

Peter: ........nothing, nevermind

bling

Plot twist: he wants you to be his apprentice.

Look these beautiful colors

Life is cyclical.

Phone upgrade came in 👁

This is so satisfying

It was a command.

I wanna fuck my best friend

My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.

The words you're looking for are "consensual boundaries". So you can still vent to your friends but only if they consent to being vented to.

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