I Need It.

Just.... What the Fuck

This is so embarrassing he really made an AI that tells people he's funny and cool.

She's right and I'm scared

Ngl I'm 20 years old and I still do this.

Wakfu as Brooklyn 99 because I have too much free time

“Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. Schedule changed and morning walk time is now 6am. He was not emotionally prepared for this.”

(via)

The irony of God's law being in schools full of hungry children. The futility of his commandments being in schools full of illiteracy. The uselessness of churches who refuse the poor. The sacrilege of Christians praising the rich even above their God.

The irony...

I'm not sure who decided that this was a good idea but I would have to agree.

RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023) dev. Capcom Leon Croft - Osiris

I read this to the tune of "rocking around the Christmas tree"

Take that however you will.

Slutting around the library, pretending to read books so everyone thinks I’m smart (I’m not)