Watch Out Charles (…and Hitchcock And Scully), You’re Next.

toph's parents: oh poor toph, she must be so scared : (

toph:I SAID WHOEVER PUT ME IN THIS CAGE, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!

Hot take: jack black is a manic pixie dream girl

DAVID KOSTYK AND THE DARKLING Shadow and Bone, ‘The Heart is an Arrow.’

Gansey: I'm ambidextrous.

Ronan: That's wassup bro, love who you love.

if we don't see grover playing so yesterday by hilary duff on his pan pipes then what's even the point

Straight facts

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

Hot take: aidan gallagher would have made a killer kaz brekker if they went with the canon book ages

Athena: I regret buying you a blender

Hermes, drinking toast: why?

Seahorse

percy, grover and annabeth going on a killer quest to retrieve zeus’ stolen lightning bolt