Wylan, Running To Kaz: Hey

When Khutulun required her suitors to wrestle her and took their horses when they lost

No big deal.

Kaz: We both look great tonight.

Inej: You know, if you just said “you look great tonight”, I would’ve said “so do you”.

Kaz: I couldn’t take the chance.

Inej: Wait, why would Heleen get the Crow Club?

Kaz: *shoving bread sticks in his coat pockets* i gotta go

Gender envy from every character in treasure planet including and especially all the freak aliens

jesper: you look nice

kaz: i am an atrocity to god but thank you

Ghosts

sel and nick are bonded through the kingsmage oath, nick and bree are bonded through the arthur lancelot thing, and now bree and sel are bonded through the inherited bloodmark. and me? well i'm going to launch myself into the sun

Reginald, adopting the seven: You’re probably wondering why I’ve brought you to my mansion. It is because I crave the deadliest game-

Diego, nodding: knife monopoly

Reginald:

Reginald: actually I was going to raise you all in an emotionally abusive way so that one day I would kill myself and you would all turn on each other and think the other did it but now I’m interested in what knife monopoly is