“You Are Poseidon’s Son.”

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

toph's parents: oh poor toph, she must be so scared : (

toph:I SAID WHOEVER PUT ME IN THIS CAGE, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!

if we don't see grover playing so yesterday by hilary duff on his pan pipes then what's even the point

Adam Parrish: Just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor.

Kaz: We both look great tonight.

Inej: You know, if you just said “you look great tonight”, I would’ve said “so do you”.

Kaz: I couldn’t take the chance.

Percy preparing his Giant War speech: Look obviously we all want to die, but we have to get through this.

Reginald, adopting the seven: You’re probably wondering why I’ve brought you to my mansion. It is because I crave the deadliest game-

Diego, nodding: knife monopoly

Reginald:

Reginald: actually I was going to raise you all in an emotionally abusive way so that one day I would kill myself and you would all turn on each other and think the other did it but now I’m interested in what knife monopoly is

Kaz: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation.

Matthais: All the time!?

Kaz: Then you should be used to it by now, bitchboy.

sokka: wHeRe ArE tHe MeN wHo CaPtUrEd Us???????

kyoshi warriors: um we were the ones who captured you

sokka: