Cliff: I Swore A Few Times. Guess I Wasn’t Supposed To Do That.

Dave: A lot of the bands are in just to get laid, and you know, that's...

Jeff: And that's what they are gonna get, just get laid.

Dave: They'll get the last three letters of it too.

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Lars speaks in Danish some more (and tries to get James to do the same)

Part One, Part Three

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Judas Priest once bought a motorcycle for 1 dollar.

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UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great

Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine

You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)

Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)

Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.

Gifs from Judas Priest's 1983 Dortmund, Germany concert

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Cliff Burton never learned how to swim.

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I'm trying to figure out how tumblr works, don't mind me

What's the color thing woah

What does it look like with a double space

Woah extra stuff ooooo JSHSJAKKA hi

Bdjskka WOAH FONTS

And space thing

Bullet pint

Numbers

More

Other font

Thing

Haha

Anyways hi, I'm Dysti

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Bruce Dickinson once bought a suit of armor at a gas station in Miami.

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Rob: Do you know where your children are? They're all burning on turbo power!

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Connie (Cliff's sister): Cliff...entirely failed.

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