Band Themed Valentine's Day Cards (5)

Bruce: He's Brian. *points to a fake bird on his shoulder*

Bruce: I'm Maiden.

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James: Oh my god, James slammed a door, and now he's weeping in the corner in the fetal position.

Source (3:46)

Interviewer: Say hi to the other two guys.

James: Hi, other two guys.

Jason: Hi, other two guys.

Source (9:07)

Nardwuar, the interviewer: And who are you?

Kurt: Nardwuar's cousin.

Source (6:36)

Interviewer: Why did Tommy leave the band?

Joey: Well, because Tommy turned into a vegetable. He's in the rubber room right now, you know. Nobody's heard from him since. No, Tom's producing.

Source (first question, top left)

Dave: We pee on 'em.

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Alexi describes Janne's piano playing

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

One of the things that made Dave Mustaine not be a satanist was that he heard that he had to have sex with a satanic priest in order to be one.

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Bruce: If you had six eyes, it was okay, but unless you were a six eyed monster from the planet of Klooth, it was not a lot of good.

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Gifs from Metallica's 1986 Roskilde, Denmark concert

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