(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts
The first and only time (as of 2009) that Kirk Hammett played Guitar Hero, he beat Lars Ulrich, who played it often.
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UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great
Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine
You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)
Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)
Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.
More times I've turned people's hair pink (part 2)
Created on January 25, January 26, January 27, February 27, and March 2, 2022
Please credit me if used in public, please, I'm running out of threats
Someone: Where'd you get that shirt, man?
Dave: Actually...I got it at my closet.
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Bruce: Okay, let's talk about life insurance.
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Bruce: *Talking about the interviewer* And he's still as short as he ever was; he hasn't grown in six weeks.
Interviewer: This is the- *turns to Bruce and laugh-sighs*
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Voooooted
Could i get the worst possible Jay you can crank out for the occasion, i mean the absolutely crappiest one, no effort whatsoever, the smaller he is the better
Not even Jay but J >:]
(I HAD TO DO THE COLOR.......green is who he is to me)
Band themed Valentine's Day cards (2)
Created February 14, 2022
Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3
You seem to be a very interesting person are you the friendly type
Guys, I'm pretty sure this bot just detected Kirk as a woman, that's kind of funny, hdjsjs
Few likes, sent the same ask to multiple people, all the people they followed appear to be women, no one else they followed looks like they do band fandom stuff, they have way more people they followed than anything else
I just wanted to know what music they liked, I'm disappointed </3
Kirk Hammett - (lyrics from) Halo On Fire
Created June 14, 2022
Please ask for permission and credit me if used somewhere public, thanks <3
Hi :D The blog I use as a main blog is @sobbingdistantnoises, send non band related asks there? <3-This blog is (mostly) purely for metal+punk bands I like and (mostly) purely for stuff I cut from a larger source myself: correct quotes, gifs, edits, clips, obsureish facts, the occasional other thing. I do my best to always include sources :) -I do not post here as much anymore, but I do still listen to almost exclusively metal+punk, so maybe eventually I shall make my proper return -<3
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