Do-you-have-a-fucking-warrant

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

i have returned with more pirate au melvika

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

when i say kristen applebees has insane older sister energy what i actually mean is that she is haunted and has the exact same vibes as spencer from icarly

obsessed that a french guy was like, hmmmmmm I wish to write a spanish-language musical about a mexican drug cartel crime lord transitioning. sure I can't write music, don't speak spanish, know nothing about mexico or the drug war, and also know nothing about being trans; but that shall not stop me

Keith is not a hissy black cat, he is a grumpy young pup/wolf that will bark and growl if you get close but once you gain his trust he will follow you to the end of the universe and protect you from everything

Lance is not a golden retriever, he is siamese cat, he is outgoing, a bit vain and talkative but also highly judgamental and can get grumpy and hissy if he doesn't like you

its lesbian visibility week !! 🌈❤️🧡🤍🩷💗

Just rewatched this episode and I was bamboozled to see the origin story of The Scooter bc I, too, forgot about it.

The intrepid heroes may not remember where Adaine's scooter came from but I, obsessed with rewatching Fabian's no good very bad day, know exactly where that scooter came from