A Submission For @/thealmightyven ‘s PO Halloween Contest

I dont know why this makes me so happy oml

Creek Headcanon

When Tweek and Craig get older and it’s Tweek’s turn to run the family business, they completely revamp it.

Instead of buying meth-infused coffee from shady dealers, they grow their own coffee.

And even though Tweek is technically the manager, Craig acts like those bosses who hates it when customers are rude to their employees and don’t care if they lose business over it.

So like maybe Tweek is having issues taking an order and the customer is being a dick, and Craig’s just like “don’t worry, I got this.” And turns to the customer and is like “fucking leave.” And when they get pissed and go like “you’re losing my business!” Craig just goes “cool.”

So they both have equal parts running it. Tweek doesn’t like doing the more management-related things because of the high-stress so he leaves that up to Craig, while he deals more with customers.

And you know those coffee shops and bookstores where they have cats that roam around?

Well imagine that

But instead of cats

It’s just Stripe ❤

Bonus:

Stan: So how much is a large cup?

Tweek: $4

Cartman: Cool, we’ll need four of those. Kyle, you can pay, yeah? Oh wait, I forgot, you Jews are weird about money, aren’t yo–

Craig: That’ll be $40.

Kyle: What? But Tweek just said-

Craig: Yeah, but we hate you guys.

And so, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman sat grumpily at their table with their $10 cups of coffee.

(But Tweek gave them free donuts and let them play with Stripe because he felt bad)

Ouch

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'

I... believe I am gay...

Transcript:

Hahaha, heh, Stanley… You're in for quite a disappointment.

Do you have any triggers?

Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth. 

Sounds that remind me of the wii circuits except I lwk suck at describing things and I made this on the spot because I was bored!!!

A tad bit different to the usual stuff!! dont take this too seriously its all yap no bite also king hippo gif because he's swag 😔

Litte mac: the roblox yeah! Voice thing and minecraft walking on grass sfx on the xbox 360

Glass joe: lego bricks falling sfx

Von kaiser: a cuckoo clock like when it pops out yknow and its like woowo woowo woowo or tank tyres track things rotating so they make that low clip clip clip sound

Disco kid: those party blower things that make a horn sound and get loud af

King hippo: when you hit a pumpkin and it makes a drum sound

Piston hondo: the ambience in an underground subway also the roar of a racing car when driving

Bear hugger: a bear roar what can I say😼

Great tiger: the discord notification sfx (when he shakes his head in his cutscenes it plays a lil sound which I swear down is the same sound)

Don flamenco: the power pamplona game opening (idk I saw the bull and was like OH YEAH then realised he's a bull fighter) also obvs the spain level music cus yknow hes spanish and the level is spanish and yeah well u get it ill stop yapping-

Aran ryan: the sound of me playing my 9 year old recorder but I start laughing so my rendition of 'twinkle twinkle little star' turns into bird of prey shrieking for 5 minutes'

Soda popinski: the buzz a refrigerator makes when you open it. Also the buzz of those like recantgular oldish lights

Bald bull: kettle boiling and when you pull on a rope and it makes a stretch sound

Super macho man: magical twinkles, steel guitar surfer music and the sound of wait like when you go use a machine at the gym and drop like whatever ur pulling/pushing so then the weights on the side drop and make a loud metallic bonk sound

Mr Sand man: honk shoo honk shoo honk shoo and the ahhhhh ahh ahhh at the beginning of gangsters paradise by coolio

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If you read allat then thank you for your time🕴🏽 also I feel like ive forgotten someone here but idk mabye the brainrot is making me go cray cray

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I LITERALLY JUST SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND WAS LIKE “WAIT, I KNOW THIS GUY” AND I FOLLOW YOU??? THIS WAS UNEXPECTED

"This is not a challenge, it's a tragedy. You wanted to control this world, that's fine, but i'm going to destroy it first so you can't."

I have gotten this ending multiple times in the game totally not because his villain speech is extremely hot

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