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If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

I dont know why this makes me so happy oml

Creek Headcanon

When Tweek and Craig get older and it’s Tweek’s turn to run the family business, they completely revamp it.

Instead of buying meth-infused coffee from shady dealers, they grow their own coffee.

And even though Tweek is technically the manager, Craig acts like those bosses who hates it when customers are rude to their employees and don’t care if they lose business over it.

So like maybe Tweek is having issues taking an order and the customer is being a dick, and Craig’s just like “don’t worry, I got this.” And turns to the customer and is like “fucking leave.” And when they get pissed and go like “you’re losing my business!” Craig just goes “cool.”

So they both have equal parts running it. Tweek doesn’t like doing the more management-related things because of the high-stress so he leaves that up to Craig, while he deals more with customers.

And you know those coffee shops and bookstores where they have cats that roam around?

Well imagine that

But instead of cats

It’s just Stripe ❤

Bonus:

Stan: So how much is a large cup?

Tweek: $4

Cartman: Cool, we’ll need four of those. Kyle, you can pay, yeah? Oh wait, I forgot, you Jews are weird about money, aren’t yo–

Craig: That’ll be $40.

Kyle: What? But Tweek just said-

Craig: Yeah, but we hate you guys.

And so, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman sat grumpily at their table with their $10 cups of coffee.

(But Tweek gave them free donuts and let them play with Stripe because he felt bad)

IT’S THEM IT’S MY FAVORITE HE/THEY/XE

Scourg

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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I remembered this interaction I had with an Alexander ai

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

P*dos will not be accepted here, do you hear me?

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

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