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how south park characters react to seeing a large spider

kyle: yelps, and proceeds to smack eric for laughing at him

eric: throws a cheesy poof at the bug, and laughs at kyle for getting scared

stan: slowly backs up and repeatedly yells “what the fuck dude”

kenny: literally didn’t even see it

butters: clings on to tweek and cries a little

craig: tells everyone to “let it live”, but then proceeds to smack it with his bare fucking hand

tweek: scREAM SO LOUD and he’s convinced it’s trying to kill him. he also clings on to butters

clyde: “wWAHHHhhHHh”

jimmy: gets v startled and wHACKs it with his crutch, but he also makes a dent in the wall

token: tells everyone to calm the fuck down, gets a cup to put the spider in, and releases it into the backyard. he’s fucking scared tho internally

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So in the Discord, we came up with a Danganronpa AU for Punch-Out. I tasked myself with writing the executions. Some were just described, the ones I wrote went into detail. Executions with an asterisk (*) are ones that were originally just described.

First execution: Von Kaiser*

Victim: Soda Popinski

Original description: Like, he gets thrown into a battlefield, and a shit ton of bullets are fired at him, and, the finishing blow, poisonous gas-

Here we go: Kaiser is on a battlefield when the execution begins. Several things begin to happen at once. One part of Kaiser's brain is panicking, another part is telling him to kick it into high gear, another part is only now noticing the rifle in his hands, and a firing squad is coming for his ass. Kaiser holds his own against them for a surprisingly long time, even surprising himself. What he failed to notice was that one of the soldiers I'm the firing squad had a gas mask and a container of sorts. Kaiser only ceased gunfire when he began coughing. Poisonous gas. The rest of the firing squad had retreated, or so he thought. He didn't have much time to think as he dropped dead to the ground. The firing squad returned, shooting at Kaiser's dead body.

Second Execution: Super Macho Man

Victim: Glass Joe

Here we go: Macho Man is placed on a red carpet and has to reach an award to even have a chance at survival. Thing is, the distance between Macho Man and the award is over 10,000 feet. Not only that, but there's paparazzi that causes 3rd degree burns if it flashes onto Macho Man's skin.

Undeterred, he, quite literally, starts running for his life. Unknown to him and the others, the red carpet could become red lava at any moment.

Somewhere around the 500 feet mark, SMM is visibly exhausted and burned all over.

Monokuma pulls the award, which turns out to be a secret lever, and turns the carpet into lava. Macho Man screams in agony as he melts away.

Third Execution: Disco Kid

Victims: Piston Hondo and Great Tiger.

Here we go: Disco is in a dance hall, surrounded by hundreds of thousands of Monokuma clones. The goal: Be the last one standing. FAR easier said than done.

For one, there are vines with poison-tipped thorns on the ground. But he doesn't notice them.

The dance floor lights cause severe burns to the feet when touched while lit up. Disco endures the pain.

What kills him? The disco ball was just hanging by a thread. It finally fell, and Disco was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.

His skull is smashed in as the others look on in horror.

Fourth Execution: Don Flamenco*

Victim: Aran Ryan

Original Descriptions: I still like the Running of the Bulls style execution- (Have you seen the book of life? Remember how that one guy takes on way too many bulls at once?)

Here we go: Don is thrown into a bullfighting ring, the audience being full of Monokuma clones. A mechanical bull enters the ring that Don defeats with relative ease.

The fight is far from over, though. Two bulls now enter the ring. Harder, but Don managed. Every time he defeated a bull, one more would be placed into the ring.

Don was suffering severe injuries when they sent out nine bulls, collapsing when ten were sent out.

Don could feel every hoofprint as he was trampled to death. The ring was empty.

No love awaited for this toreador.

Fifth Execution: King Hippo

Victim: Bald Bull

Here we go: Realistically, Hippo would have low stamina, and that's probably why he only has to be knocked down once. This would probably end up being a critical part of his demise.

Hippo is actually unconscious when the execution begins. When he wakes up, there is no indication of where he is. Just an island with some strong winds going on.

A hurricane.

Naturally, this invokes Hippo's fight-or-flight reaction.

He chooses to run.

He ends up not getting very far before the hurricane catches up to him. Only getting sucked in does he see the sharp blades in ghe hurricane.

Nobody else can see what's going on. They can only hear Hippo screaming.

The screams only stip when the hurricane does. Monokuma is seen with a smoothie, enjoying it wearing Hippo's crown.

Sixth Execution: Mr. Sandman, Mastermind.

Here we go:

The execution starts off without a hitch. Surprising to everyone, Sandman dies pretty early on. That's not the goal here though.

The goal is eternal despair.

The last three survivors look on in horror as Sandman's body is burned, drowned, beaten and tattered, you name it, that's what's happening.

The player never sees what the body goes through, either.

Just the shocked reactions of Mac, Doc, and Bear.

Repeat ad infinitum.

I also made some executions for Aran, both of which rely on psychological torture as opposed to physical torture.

Execution one: So Aran has a sister. Actually he has 3 sisters. Monokuma knows this.

Aran is stuck in a mostly featureless field. I say mostly, because there are clovers that stretch on for miles. That's not important right now.

"ARAN!!!" The screams. Brother instinct kicking in, he starts running to where the screams are coming from.

Or at least, where he thinks they're coming from.

Every time he gets close, there's a projection of one of his sisters. He never gets to find out if it's real or not because a new scream surfaces when he starts looking up.

Aran won't die instantly. He'll be stuck in the execution until he finally dies. It's a toss up on what'll kill him first. Starvation? Dehydration? Mental state dripping away? The luck of the Irish has finally run out for him.

Execution two: Aran is in a dark room, slowly lit up to reveal that he's standing on a giant clock. Looking around, the are several projections of his sisters. None of them are real, but Aran doesn't know this. Aran thinks that 3 of them are real and he has to save them, even if it means dying himself.

"Big bro?..." Aran looks over, only to see a projection of Rosie getting stabbed through the chest.

"ARAN!!" A Sharonne projection. The floor dropped out from underneath her.

"BIG BRO!!!" Clover. Anvil dropped on her head. Aran jumps from projection to projection. With every "sister" that "dies," The clock strikes another number. Right before it strikes twelve, Aran reaches the final projection. One of Sharonne.

The room goes dark, and a scream is heard.

A more masculine scream than what they expected.

When the lights turn back on, Aran is seen barely holding on to his life as Monokuma stands where "Sharonne" once did.

When Aran thinks he might have a chance, the clock strikes twelve as the floor gives way and he falls to his death.

He was too weak to even scream on the way down.

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