Happy Penis Friday!
i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”
Happy Pride Month!
Despite whats going on around us, I want to tell everyone to have a happy pride month! I hope everybody gets the support they deserve during this time, to be happy. Love who you love, regardless of gender! You are who you are on the inside!
Help im slowly shipping these two :3
happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
Play time
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As a diabetic, please
AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania
Little Mac: Do you want to talk about your feelings Don? Don Flamenco: No Glass Joe: I do! Little Mac: I know, Joe Glass Joe: I’m sad Little Mac: I know, Joe
IT’S THEM IT’S MY FAVORITE HE/THEY/XE
Scourg
okay
TWEEK AND BUTTERS AAAA
kyle: yelps, and proceeds to smack eric for laughing at him
eric: throws a cheesy poof at the bug, and laughs at kyle for getting scared
stan: slowly backs up and repeatedly yells “what the fuck dude”
kenny: literally didn’t even see it
butters: clings on to tweek and cries a little
craig: tells everyone to “let it live”, but then proceeds to smack it with his bare fucking hand
tweek: scREAM SO LOUD and he’s convinced it’s trying to kill him. he also clings on to butters
clyde: “wWAHHHhhHHh”
jimmy: gets v startled and wHACKs it with his crutch, but he also makes a dent in the wall
token: tells everyone to calm the fuck down, gets a cup to put the spider in, and releases it into the backyard. he’s fucking scared tho internally
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3