HE ATE CEMENT TWO DAYS AGO !!! WE COULDVE STOPPED HIM

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

something something long dead minecraft servers evidence of a life once lived etc etc

give this man a true

The Onion continues to never miss

shout out to all my middle school weird girls who grew up and are still weird but are no longer girls

I made a little guy

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

I officially inform you that we have run out of flour and no food is available. Within two days, the flour may run out completely in the Gaza Strip.

We do not have flour and it is expensive because the occupation prevents its entry.

Donate to save our lives from famine.