It Is Adorable!!! I Think The Dadbastion Is Rubbing Off On Ya-

Honesty, I was very close to asking if you thought the same of Google or something,

You're like.. a mother to me.

thanks kid. Please for the love of god do your laundry

You made the Character, your turn to deal with the simps here, I could care less becuase fun more important lmao

I am sure half your fans want that- I starting to think your might be one too-

Rather big simp.

-anon

*sigh*

Why am I the one getting targeted by you anyway?????

All I think about Riley is that she has an interesting design that's it!!!

Meanwhile people like.... Idk @phantom-of-the-ruckus or @echoentities are the real simps here!!!! Target them.

SO THANKS TO MY DEAR FRIEND @dolly-royal WHO FOUND SOME INFORMATION ABOUT CANON LORE FORM ANDREW HIMSELF IN THE HP SERVER THE THEORY ME AND @sarilolla HAD, ABOUT THE PUPPETS BEING SIMILAR TO PARASITES/SYMBIOTIC CRETAURES BUT FORCED TO BE PARASITOIDS, PROVED TO BE (mostly) CORRECT!!! OH GOD I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!

Oh and here is the theory (and low-key an au idea-)

Soo to make it short:

The puppets in our theory are symbiotic creatures/(semi-) parasites but where forced by mortimer to become parasitioids.

An random on thought to chew on, but I remember the silly asks I would get to try and figure out who sent them-while unfortunate it on my old blog (that got accidentally deleted) I am still hunting for the tumblr blog that sent them lol

Need to save the tumblr blog name next time

To be completely fair, I do think Owen just completely fucks up any kind of romance, like, if the guy had a bother that looks exactly the same as Owen he would get more people then Owen

Then again…owen can’t even confess to half the romance interests he had and usually ended up murder them so uh-Owen what the heck-/lh

@dreamland-creations

You know what so funny? As I’m editing something. And looking at AUs, for all purposes I realize that me and @dreamland-creations make an Reboot AU

Aslo..Owen does not have enough Rizz(?) to get a partner in sorry-

Howdy! I may have ended up writing an fanfic based off of this prompt that MaximumCat had kindly let me use for my own idea!

(Fun fact! Did you know that a tag for Professor Rowen might not be in Ao3?)

In case anyone wants to read it I will post the link!

Both Cyllene and Laventon know what they need to do.

Neither of them were particularly religious, but when you both dream of Arceus standing before the both of you on a platform made of stardust telling you what you need to do to send your unofficial child and their amnesiac train uncle home… because the loop must be closed to ensure that they have a home to return to.

Well, there’s not much to argue with at that point.

Still it was not easy to do.

They both woke up and cried in each other’s arms. They spent the whole day together, holding each other and murmuring reassurances that they both knew were sweet lies.

Why did Arceus ask this of them? What could they have possibly done to warrant this punishment (and clearly it is a punishment). They would never know, they knew this logically but they wondered all the same.

They had agreed to Arceus’ command anyway. Of course they would have. Ingo and Akari were not related by blood, but they were still family. And they had a duty to protect and provide for their family, as small and unusual as it was.

And once Ingo and Akari went through the shining portals, back to their proper places, their proper homes and real families, Arceus checked in to make sure that the agreed upon price to send their family home would be paid.

Of course it would be, they are both people of their word.

Cyllene broke off the courtship, much to the shock of the village. There was gossip about it, of course, but she did her best to make it known that it was a mutual decision to break it. (But those closest to her knew that she was lying about something, but they could not figure out what.)

Laventon went back to Galar on the next boat, his precious books and furniture packed as quickly as possible. The fact that he left so quickly also stirred more gossip as was the fact that she saw him off with an embrace that lasted too long.

(The night that he left, she went to Zisu and sobbed on her shoulder until the sun came up. Zisu couldnt pry the truth of what was going on out of her.)

(He had simply looked at the moon while leaning on the rails of the boat and felt empty inside. He did not sleep that night or the next one.)

They both found and married new loves in their lives. They did their duty and raised families as best as they could.

And in defiance of Arceus, they wrote letters to each other. They wrote of their lives, their spouses, their children, their current work. They also wrote of things that made no sense to those who did not know, of a price they paid for family that wasn’t theirs. A price set by a being beyond understanding. Vague allusions to a duty that went beyond their lifetimes.

The letters were swept under the rug and hidden from public knowledge by later generations.

It would not do to have these two great people’s reputations tarnished. They were faithful to their spouses and these letters could cast doubt upon that.

Until Akari went back to her time and wanted to know about how their lives went. She was confused at first (although all the adults simply said, “they simply grew apart, sweetie” which she could not stand. It was too sudden, too soon after her departure.)

She was smart though, she knew how to research things, she had learned it from Laventon. And she had learned how to use a commanding presence and a tone of voice to get respect and favors from Cyllene.

Once she found the letters that had been hidden, she had broken down crying.

And then she raged.

She gathered her strongest team and headed back to Spear Pillar.

Arceus would explain and if the explanation was lacking?

Then she would make Arceus FIX it.

It was the least it could do after disrupting so many lives to do things it could have done itself.

Honesty.. the closet way in me and smol ruckus AU he flirted is by literally getting force into a date with his romance partner so he could shut the duck up about puppets and leave the workers alone-

So uh-your not wrong here, I don’t think he can keep an romance partner alive long enough-or a relationship that isn’t his puppets

He doesn’t have an enough rizz to even connive someone to have the show on air/hj

@phantom-of-the-ruckus..Maybe Amy should date Jake/hj

@dreamland-creations

You know what so funny? As I’m editing something. And looking at AUs, for all purposes I realize that me and @dreamland-creations make an Reboot AU

Aslo..Owen does not have enough Rizz(?) to get a partner in sorry-

I hear you know a lot about sedatives. Is there anything that works really quickly and is really strong, like a movie-style instant knockout drug? I have to admit, I was a little disappointed at how un-cinematic it was when I experienced being sedated myself

Unfortunately not, or at least, not to the degree you'd hope.

The slowest method is intramuscular, which are tranquilizer darts. These aren't precise, and hit muscle to slowly inject through the fibers and eventually reach blood. They take anywhere from 20 to 40 minutes, and need a counter-agent administered immediately after whatever's been done is done to ensure whatever (or whoever) was hit doesn't die to it. Sedatives are lethal, upping the strength doesn't mean they just up how fast they work, it means the risk of death by overdose is increased. So, a dart to the neck or butt wouldn't instantly send a character off to dreamland (in fact, you don't dream under sedation), and if it hits a vein or artery, that can be it for them.

The second, is intravenous sedation. This is usually used in hospitals, typically taking 15-30 minutes. Unless you're a stunning sharpshooter, you typically can't use a dart to administer this, but if your whumpee is restrained, and they're perhaps shot with a dose of paralytics before being administered this...

The third is inhalation, so that chloroform rag a whumper slapped to a whumpee's face as they struggle before falling limp for hours? Really, it would take 5 minutes (compare to the other's double digit numbers) of constant deep breathing, and only keep them under for a minute once it's removed. But, if you really want chloroform, a way you could do it is soak a fabric bag in it, and tie it over your whumpee's head, resulting in constant exposure and your whumper not having to hold a rag the entire time.

And, the quickest and most dangerous, is an injection directly into the heart. There's little research past pet euthanasia vets, which I feel speaks for itself when I say that this method is dangerous.

But, a lot of sedatives have flexible times. Some take hours, some take minutes. If you want to use a real sedative for your story, research what type it is! If you want to use a fictional one, try to base it off a real one for a certain interest to the story. I always love watching whumpees helplessly struggle as they inevitably fall asleep.

Oh, also, because I hate when people go off on a different topic and don't answer the original question itself; this is fiction, M99 is probably your ticket to insta-knocking out your character. A quarter's worth of weight can knock out a couple thousand-pounds stallion. Have fun!

Love me a fic that starts with the unresolved sexual tension already thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I want my ship pining, yearning, and most definitely fantasizing.

I want their minds to wander to how hot the other person is, mid-sentence. I want them barely functioning because of all the hormones swimming through their brains. I want normally smart people who are downright dumb when faced with the smallest bit of barely revealed skin on the other person's body.

By the time they actually realize they're both in this state of tortured sexual desire, I want them to be at their wit's end and ready to flee the country in order to find the slightest scrap of control because there is absolutely zero control left when theyre in the same room together. They need to be scratching at the walls of their souls, they're so desperate for each other.

And when they do finally realize the fact that they're in this on-fire boat together? I want them to have incredibly hot, wildly cathartic (and not necessarily at-all realistic) sex that leaves them both exhausted, happy, and fully satisfied.

Unresolved sexual tension that gets completely fucking resolved, my beloved.

Thank you for the blame/j

But to be honest.

I stole Rachel Eyebrows

Have fun!

Some Star Students!!

An au in which the moonbase(???) Trio is delightfulized :))) @dolly-royal

Jrotc patton my beloved