During HTTYD 1:
Snotlout: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Hiccup: What club?
Snotlout: The hating Hiccup club.
Hiccup: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Heather: I want us to be more than friends…
Fishlegs: Best friends?
Heather: More than that.
Fishlegs: Mega best friends?
Me: I’m actually feeling pretty good about myself for once
Life: omg I’m so sorry I’ll fix that right away
Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.
Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?
Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.
Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.
Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.
HTTYD1 Astrid: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.
Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
Aelin: You want to be on my level? Climb, bitch.
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