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The best way to complement a slut on how well she takes a face fucking is to let her have a break and suck on your balls for a minute. It really lets them know they are doing a great job.

Can I see your balls?

I only take pictures of my balls in a slut’s mouth. Once I get a slut’s permission to post her sucking my sack, then you can see them. 

So long, perverts!

Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.

I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.

With Valentine’s Day coming up, a lot of dudes are wondering what to get the sluts in their lives. Not the randos whose name you can’t remember, but the good sluts, who are worth buying bus fair for their ride home after they drain your balls.

Well this video is an excellent guide on how to do something special for a slut. This dude gives Lindsey Love full access to his cock, balls and asshole for her to really work her tongue on.

Take notes fellas, Valentine’s Day comes once a year!

True Ball Loving Wife Stories: No. 1

I post a lot of pictures and captions about how sluts should show love and tribute to the balls, and I think it’s time to let you guys know that I expect the same from my wife, a slut I’m very proud of. One of the first times she made me so proud with her focus on the balls, was when she was blowing my best friend pretty regularly. She had just developed what is now her signature cocksucking move, she goes as deep as she can on the cock, and then waits a moment, and comes up as slowly as she can, while she tickles the underside of the ball sack gently.

The first time she did that to me, I said “you have to do that to Rich next time he’s over!” and a few days later he stopped by to say hi (and probably empty his balls). 30 minutes later he’s sitting on the couch and my wife is on her knees sucking his cock like its her job and she’s trying to earn a raise.

I see her go down as deep as she can, he’s pretty big, so she can only go about halfway down his length, but I can see him tense up as he feels his cockhead hit the back of her throat. She waits a moment, and slowly comes back up and I hear him say, in total blissful pleasure, “Oh, Gawd. She’s tickling my balls! Feels so good!”

I was so proud of her for showing love to his balls, and making him feel like a king. A few minutes later he erupted a torrent of jizz on her face. I could tell she was realizing that she got the biggest load ever from him by playing with his sack, and loving all the extra knuckle babies dripping from her cheeks. From that moment on, my wife became a ball charming wizard. Her ability to please the plums with her mouth, tongue, hands and tits are amazing.

More stories soon, if you want them. And don’t forget to ask me anything!

@secretsexcloset knows what’s up!

This guy is having the best day ever. Although, I guess she’s having a good day too.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ET7rqWApU14?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque

French Women Are Cupping Men’s Balls to Raise Money for Prostate Cancer Research. This is pretty much the best thing ever. You can say its for Prostate Cancer research, but I think it’s also because women love balls.