WHERE Is That Poem About That Person Learning All About Their Partners Hyperfixation Before Getting Dumped

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

choose your fav puppy

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

oOOH i love creepypastas (my favorite is the inverted mickey mouse one lmao) tell us some

The Legends (long reads but, by far, the three best Creepypastas I’ve ever read)

Borrasca *

Pen Pal*

I’m a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service*

The Classics

Psychosis

Ted the Caver*

BEN Drowned

The Russian Sleep Experiment

Candle Cove*

Candle Cove 2*

Squidward’s Suicide

Abandoned by Disney (I personally think this one is overrated because the ending is lame but the build-up is definitely good enough for it to make the list)

My Dead Girlfriend Keep Messaging Me on Facebook

The Deeper Cuts

I’m a 911 operator. Just had the most terrifying call…*

Please Avoid Open Water

Normal Porn for Normal People

I found a diary while I was out hiking in New Hampshire.

Dad’s Tapes

I’m having trouble finding some links so I’ll add to this as I remember their titles :) Ones marked wth a star are my personal favorites/the scariest!

they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years

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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-